Ever see the television show “It’s me or the dog?” It airs on Animal Planet, and it is a good show.
This story is quite similar to that.
A man and his girlfriend moved in together. She hated the man’s dog, Molly, a beagle.
![dog](https://www.relayhero.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/1-120.jpg)
He was given a choice – her or the dog.
A short time after, the man posted an ad on Craigslist – but not to sell the dog!
![dog](https://www.relayhero.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/2-120.jpg)
He was advertising the girlfriend! Ha Ha!
In the ad, the man said he has had her for a few years and that she likes to play games.
She has long hair, is high maintenance, and not fully trained.
![dog](https://www.relayhero.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/3-114.jpg)
He went on to say that she won’t ever greet you at the door or give you unconditional love.
All this is about his girlfriend! OMG!
![dog](https://www.relayhero.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/4-105.jpg)
I am so glad she was dumped, and Molly got to keep her home!
That man is a keeper!
![dog](https://www.relayhero.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/5-96.jpg)
Share away, people!