Father of 13 Kids Only Had UnprotectedSex at Night, Because He Thought Sperm was Sleep

“I KNOW IT SOUND DUMB, BUT THINK ABOUT IT. THEY LITTLE HUMANS JUST LIKE US. THEY GOTTA SLEEP”

The father of over 13 kids, Johnathan Latmoore says that he only had unprotected intercourse at night, because he remember learning through sex-ed that your sperm is asleep at night.

“I WENT TO PUBLIC SCHOOL. SO DON’T BLAME ME. BLAME MY MAMA FOR NOT AFFORDING ME A BETTER EDUCATION.”

“If i could do it all over again. I’d wait a little later, because they were probably still awake” says Lattimore.